Bring back Geraldo!We miss his chat-show genius…

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Why Dont You Go Out And Do Something Less Boring Instead?Movies?

Get out and play football in the sunshine, its what wed do.

Orson Welles: Not That Good…Self explanatory, dontchyathink?

Stop This Videogames Menace!!

!Somebody think of the children!!!

Wii Games: Pippa Funnells Take The ReinsLooking for some equine action?

Put that German DVD down and play this instead.Overrated: The Mighty BooshEels?

A bloke called Naboo?

Give us a break… All a bitgay if you ask us.

32 1/2 Reasons Not To Make Iron Man IIWell, for a start the first one wasnt that good…

The Perez Hilton Ready ReckonerThe portly celebwhores greatest blog posts put under the DoG microscope.

Arent you too old for that anyway?

612 Reasons the Internet is a flash in the panItll never catch on, yknow.

Why Battlefield Earth RulesJohn Travolta with dreadlocks?