Fox’s 24 spinoff has a big hill to climb.
This review of 24: Legacy contains spoilers.
We werent trying to be inflammatory, but its what the story itself called for.
Alright, Snowflake.
Can We Talk About Eric Carter Now?
It was fueled by Jacks primal instincts, our fears alike.
Start a fire or some shit, Jesus.
So you want to rob a police station?
I keep hearing that.
John Donovans campaign adviser is featured in a political attack that connects her to a radical mosque.
Best of all, theres somehow photo evidence that looks like it came from a spy camera.
WHAT CREEP WAS SPYING ON HER?!
It was Donovans dad.
It had to be.
I mean listen to the way he said She was young.
1:33 to 1:36
I wonder what happens in the three minutes between the commercial breaks.
After that tense conversation, I bet John Donovan excused himself for a big dump.
Out of the commercial break we have Well Dressed Oxford Grad Terrorist Son slowly breaking down stereotypes.
But how did he even get in this country in the first place?
Is there anything Obama did RIGHT?
Terrorist Chemistry Teacher is actually Blackmailed Spineless Child Molester, and I already want to quit this show forever.
I want to throw up for typing that sentence.
Just let me be free of this.
Maybe Eric Carter will break out of another prison next episode and make it all worth it.
Or we just wait until April for thePrison Breakrevival.
See you next week.
Rating:
2 out of 5
