Rob has some things to say about the state of British TV right now.

Its winter, and the telly is rubbish.

The amount of dross on the telly grows as the weather worsens.

could do to improve matters.

Dont stop the flow of a film with the news.

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This is something that has infuriated me for years.

Why does ITV need to show the news at 10 in the middle of a movie?

Stop putting celebs in jungles…

…unless you are going to leave them there

3.

We dont need an X-tra show about a show thats just been on.

Having to watch it once was nightmare enough.

I dont care what the coffee boys opinion of this years talent is…sod off.

Put Harry Hill on more shows

Witty, funny and with a hairstyle like mine.

He could go far.

Stop commissioningMerlin

This is for two reasons.

One, I can have my Saturday evening back and not have to watch it to review?

And secondly, its just plain bad.

In its place maybe try a return ofBlakes 7 in that timeslot instead?

Watch some American telly

Broadcasters: why not join up with American production companies?

America has been producing some superb shows (Galactica,Lost,24) which are essentially 20 hour movies.

Why cant we have a little money invested in stuff here too?

This bang out of pandering to idiots just encourages them that their vacant statements will actually do something.

Whereas, in fact, theyll just lose them money which they could be spending on scratch-cards.

Taunting the mentally inept is just cruel.

I will make it easy: PHONE INS ARE A MASSIVE CON (just like fruit machines).

Building up their hopes to then dash them is like telling a primary school kid that Santa isnt coming.

Surely the clue to how deficient the phone-in quizzes are can be exposed by the quality of the questioning.

The Sky is what colour?

A Blue

B Its A

C Its Still A

Send us money now, with no chance of winning.

Go on, do it, do it now, or we will take your benefits away.

It will cost you a lot less in frilly knickers and ruffles.

Let Steven Moffat write everything

It might not be practical, but it would be great.

Call Joss

Give Joss Whedon a ring, a lot of money and get Ripper on the telly.

Let creative people have a go

Long gone are the days when Lew Grade took risks withThe MuppetsandThunderbirds.

Can we get someone of his ilk back c’mon?

Really, do that many people die in little villages?

Well according to ITV they do and John Nettles is always there to sort it out.

you’re able to keep E4 while its making shows likeMisfits, though…

19.

Make Stephen Fry a knight…

….with the title the King of telly.

20.The One Show

Having to endure Adrian Chiles while I am having my tea is just wrong.

Adrian, stick to the footy, mate.

The One Show(again)

Who allowed Gyles Brandreth back on television?

Can someone sort that out?

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