Take the final journey with someone more interesting than that lifeless dark specter.

The problem is that the Death who used to scare has decomposed into something tragically boring.

Someone with powers that create a spectacle and banish evil spirits that might be lurking on the way?

Someone to make your journey to eternity a little more….entertaining?

She also really knows how to hand it to Morpheus when hes more of a nightmare than a dream.

As in, glowing-yellow-eyes-huge-talons-mouthful-of-dagger-teeth-and-leathery-bat-wings creepy (at least to those who can see him).

He only has to scrawl that persons name in his homicidal notebook.

Bonus points if you have an apple.

Youre dead, dude.

Not to mention she could probably give you the most amazing sugar skull makeup tutorial.

Hell find your haunting place and send you to the Soul Society before you end up in somethings tentacles.

While Ichigo may win a popularity contest, Renji Abarai can take me to the netherworld any day.

How about a rabbit with glowing eyes and a seductive voice?

This non-anthropomorphic reaper will empower you as your soul bounds through the woods and into the sky.

Shell be insanely interested in whatever you are and be your BFF forever (literally).

Upsetting him is almost impossible (though making him laugh might be something of a more difficult proposition).

Too bad his efforts in Frankensteining eternal life only raised zombies.

Questionable experiments aside, who else would invite you to tea in a parlor where the chairs are coffins?

Youll at least be able to see him without him having to creep up on you.

He will also have you in hysterics from his awkward and not-always-intentional sense of humor.

Try not to crack up when a skeleton impersonates Santa Claus by frightening the children withCower, brief mortals!

Would he do it for you?

Maybe if youre on #teamreaper.

Devil on your back?

Shell obliterate it with Anti-Magic.

She also has an insatiable sweet tooth.

I want to know where she gets that blue lipstick.

Who would you want to head off into the hereafter with?