Sick of exploding barrels, dumb space marines and bad voice acting?
Thats right, no one.
Weve all been there.
Youre down to your last bullet, with hostiles all around you.
Problem solved, you bound away to make nasty puddles of his friends.
I dont have to see it, but its just nice to have a say in these things.
But now games look more like films, and most voice acting is done by actual actors.
It simply cheapens the entire experience.
Babysitting
Youre a hired gun in a local crime syndicate.
Have these people not the slightest bit of self-preservation?
How do they survive their criminal lifestyle?
How many children did they used to have?
The chaperone sections inDead Risingare some of the most tense and frustrating parts of any game ever.
Explosions need pressure, fuel and ignition.
But it wouldnt explode, not even a little bit.
A party, parade or naked townswoman jumping out of a cake would be nice.
And generally you get some of these things in the usual cutscene following a boss battle.
After the celebrations is where the idiot townspeople come into their own.
Quick Time Events
Most of the time I dont actually mind QTEs too much.
Most of us have to indulge in our favourite hobby when we get the chance.
