Happy Friday the 13th everyone!
Lets face it, the guys lived a pretty fruitful existence since his cinematic birthing in 1980.
But the question on everybodys severed tongues is what in Gods name will he do next?
Whats left for him?
Film ends when Jason marries a sexy single mom played by Jennifer Aniston.
Yep, thats right.
Samuel L. Jackson wants these motherfuckin snakes off this motherfuckin undead serial killer.
Friday The 13th XI : Campstravaganza!
A musical extravaganza with original songs written and performed by the Scissor Sisters.
Nathan Lane buys Crystal Lake and turns it into a dance academy.
Perez Hilton plays Jason and soon finds that dancing soothes his urges to kill.
Can you feel it?
Ill leave your mind to work out the rest.
Julie Walters cameos as Jasons mum, for an emotional flashback scene in which they both cry a lot.
Likely to be the first film in the franchise to win a Palme Dor.
The deadliest weapon is a serial killer and his machete.
You know the drill (sergeant).
In this instance, Id suggest Derek Acorah.
A teenaged Jason strives to be a rapper for escape his crazy alcoholic mother.
Snoop Dogg plays his mentor who, half-way through the film is mortally wounded in a gang-related shoot-out.
Jason channels his anger at this into his music and begins winning local rap battles.
In a classic what does this button do?
moment, he is shot through time and space, finding himself in 5th Century Thermopylae.
Armed only with a machete, he kills a million Persians and then 300 gobsmacked Spartans for good measure.
Then he rubs his beard and shouts.
Friday The 13th XI : Con-Scare
Nicolas Cage as Jason.
Everyone else gets drop-kicked in the face.
Whole camp blows up.
Whole state blows up.
The bunny goes back in the box.
Id most like to see that last one, myself.
Any studio execs reading this can feel free to take the idea.
