Who knew goblins had feelings? The Simpsons cut the fat from tonights episode. Here is our review. Well, two in the funeral scene, which is another spoiler. Sure,The Simpsonshas gone back for seconds and thirds on weight issues. Homer has gained, lost, gained again, exercised, and gained again. Hes been liposucked, basted and glazed. Springfield has already been named the most overweight town in America. Its all Mayor Holemans fault anyway, buying from traveling songwriters for less than a batch of brownies....

The Walking Dead returns for its final eight episodes of season 5. Here is our review of the midseason premiere! Beth was buried, as Maggie mourned. Those first few minutes were about letting the past go and moving forward. Finally, the group has said goodbye to Georgia. And thus we begin the next phase of this shows life. I was taken by surprise at first. Its the resilience of the group thats at the forefont here....

Black Sails has another winner with plenty of sex and power plays. Here’s our pirate expert’s review… ThisBlack Sailsreview contains spoilers. Pirates, for example. The characters onBlack Sailsdidnt get to where they are by fooling around and failing to make decisions. He wants to protect Eleanor, but knows hell lose his tough-guy rep if he lets that become well-known. I was worried about this character when he first appeared. But hes proved to be as smart and tough as a pirate captain needs to be....

Sailor Moon’s new Chibi Usagi is turning into an all around brat. Here is our review of Sailor Moon Crystal act 15. ThisSailor Moon Crystalreview contains spoilers. Meanwhile, some new baddies also on the hunt for the good olGinzuishouhave appeared. Theyre the Black Moon family, led by the douchey and decadent Prince Demande. Using her new enhanced powers, Sailor Mars takes on Koan and her Droids. And all I can say is… fucking FINALLY!...

The stakes are the highest they’ve ever been on Banshee. Love, truth,and honor are all on the line in perhaps the series' strongest outing. ThisBansheereview contains major spoilers ahead. Once again,Bansheeproves why this shows successful blend of action and drama makes for must-watch television. To be honest, Im still trying to collect my thoughts after tonights stunner of an episode. Tribal is many things: For Chayton, its a siege. For Hood, its a last stand....

If Constantines going out, it aint going out with a whimper. But mostly, Manny was just used as an exposition dump to give prescient warnings about the Rising Darkness. Manny, thanks to some magical chicanery from Constantine, became human. The results were funny and the results were poignant. John made him human. Now, Manny got to be angry, frightened and horny. Yes, fans, we got to witness Manny experience angelic oral sex....

The honeymoon is over on Grimm, and there are big things on the horizon. Read Kendall’s review here… ThisGrimmreview contains spoilers. Everyone sees what you appear to be, few experience what you really are. Juliette is still searching for answers from the mysterious Henrietta, a seeming grand dame among Hexanbiests. Im curious as to why she alone has sustained adverse side effects from the restorative ritual. Nick, if not overly aggressive, seems normal and moving on with his life....

The expectations that come with a “visionary” label are high. Just ask the Wachowskis. We list 10 directors who struggled with it. Hype is a dangerous thing. That visionary label is amazingandterrifying when its premature. you might readour review hereand decide whether they succeeded. And maybe they did, but the ponderous and self-satisfied 2003 sequels were a tremendous let down. It also nearly ended Ciminos career, which was never quite the same again....

Can an animated show have a bottle episode? Sure, why not. Vision Quest is a great one at that. The beauty ofArchers Vision Quest is that it uses the elevator trope to teach its characters absolutely nothing. Archer and his co-workers begin the episode bickering with one another and end the episode physically attacking one another. If anything, they devolve, which is keeping with the wonderfully nihilistic humor of the show....

In which religion is the killer and Backstrom is God… Theres no difference between cult and religion. Theres a very big scene in this episode where Rainn Wilson screams, I AM THE WALRUS! Broad, big statements are made here on faith as Backstrom complains about all organized religion. He says that they all just keep secrets and that hehatessecrets. He actually makes a point of saying that. But maybe Backstrom deserves to be given some slack this week....

If youre enjoying watchingCommunityfor the first time, the anomaly of the fourth season might be a little bewildering. With Harmon reinstated, season four looks even more like a blip. Did showrunners David Gurascio and Moses Port really do such a horrible job? Still, there was one observation that rings true when you watch season four. Ad content continues below Harmon told his audience: Its very much like an impression. And an unflattering one....

Sherlocks loneliness is the crux of the latest episode of Elementary. Here’s our review… I was curious to see whereElementarywould go with its third season now that Kitty has left the scene. This weeks installment was about reasserting Sherlocks status quo. Only of the hilarious variety? Are there hilarious demons? Though, admittedly, I did not pay much attention in Sunday School too many scented markers to sniff. Elementarys Sherlock is driven BY his humanity....

11.5 million can’t be wrong, Empire is television’s hottest show! Empireis an unprecedented success. This latest episode is the fifth time that the ratings have increased. 11.5 million cant be wrong,Empireis televisions hottest show. Its also becoming its most ridiculous, and I mostly mean that in a good way. The amount of struggle so far for Cookie and Jamal has made them such lived-in characters. Taraji P. Henson continues to astound, as she sinks deeper into the skin of Cookie....